Antonio Cromartie and Wife expecting twins

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  1. Get me the Damn Ball

    Get me the Damn Ball Well-Known Member

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    I kind of actually feel sorry for the guy now. He got his junk clipped and it still didn't make a bit of difference. 12 f-cking kids? He's going to have to play tell he's 50.

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  4. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    Time for the Cro career to move on to what is inevitably next: a reality show about how he deals with all his kids. They could call it Eighteen is Enough.
     
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    I read somewhere he went in raw dog too soon after the procedure. What a dope.
     
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    It's just an extra slap in the face that it's twins too
     
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  7. Will-I-Am-Not

    Will-I-Am-Not Well-Known Member

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    Someone with REALLY bad hands must have performed Cro's vasectomy, did Stephen Hill become a urologist?
     
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    Will-I-Am-Not Well-Known Member

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    It's kind of fitting that it's twins since Cro can't single cover anyone anymore.
     
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  9. TNJet

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    They are not his, duh?
     
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    Two more cornerbacks enter the 2039 NFL draft.
     
  11. Jets4eva9011

    Jets4eva9011 Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Cro get a vasectomy?

    I would say for him to get a paternity test, but I'm sure he's probably already had one by now. So a vasectomy is no longer even a guarantee that you won't have kids?
     
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    Cro and wifey soon to be on Jerry Springer to get some help on paternity issue
     
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  13. FJF

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    its not guaranteed, you are supposed to go back and have them check your nut to make sure it was successful. no one ever does.
     
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    You're right, many guys don't go back and make sure coast is clear, it's not clear for 6 months, that's how long it takes for the body to clean out all the residual sperm.

    I did it and it was the most liberating experience for my wife and I.


    Poor Cro, 12 kids....:eek:
     
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    There's a simple test. If your wife can chew it, you need to go back for the operation again - otherwise you're clear.

    Dr. CC
     
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    Isn't this a "baker's dozen" ?
     
  17. Footballgod214

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    I remember during my vasectomy when they pulled that little tube out to work on it I could feel my tear duct being pulled down :).
     
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    Seems like he's happily married now but 12 is a lot of kids to support. I hope he has a good financial advisor.
     
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    I bet he is working on his broadcasting skills on the side because at the very least to quote Kanye..."18 years, 18 years til he finds out it's not even his".....
     
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    Yup. Had it done, no regrets. Recommend it to any man that is done having cubs
     
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