Anyone heading south for a vacation?

[iowajetsgirl]

Looks like I may be going to Mexico or Punta Cana (D.R.) around the last week of Feb. I've travelled a fair amount, but have never been to either place.

Any suggestions on either place? Pros? Cons?

[abyzmul]

Yeah, Pros - cheap beer and tequila.

Cons - you'll get your fucking head chopped off.

[ollie]

^what he said

[MBGreen]

Heading to Mazatlan first week of March....free vacation (accomadations, air fare)...just have to pay for food.

And thanks to Abyz's post....I'll make sure I pack a JOFA hockey helmet.

[iowajetsgirl]

Really? So all of D.R. and Mexico are riddled with violence? No one should vacation there ever?

[colleen74]

We stopped in Cozumel for a day of our cruise last year and it was the bast day of the entire week. And I am pretty sure my head is still attached, but I will check later.

[theBidet]

Heading to Mazatlan first week of March....free vacation (accomadations, air fare)...just have to pay for food.

And thanks to Abyz's post....I'll make sure I pack a JOFA hockey helmet.as a hab, you should already know that JOFA helmets offer slightly more protection than an egg shell. i would spring for CCM

[MBGreen]

Really? So all of D.R. and Mexico are riddled with violence? No one should vacation there ever?

just stay on your side of the resort fence...and you'll be fine.

as a hab, you should already know that JOFA helmets offer slightly more protection than an egg shell. i would spring for CCM

what's good enough for Jari Kurri...is good enough for me.

[theBidet]

just stay on your side of the resort fence...and you'll be fine.



what's good enough for Jari Kurri...is good enough for me.

or the great one, or mess.. hell that whole effin' line wore them.

[abyzmul]

Really? So all of D.R. and Mexico are riddled with violence? No one should vacation there ever?

Not riddled with violence, although if you think you're totally safe because you're not in Juarez, you may be fooling yourself.

My main issue is that I try never to contribute to the economies of the most corrupt governments in the world.

[WhiteShoeWillis]

I heard the donkey shows are cool.

[MBGreen]

Not riddled with violence, although if you think you're totally safe because you're not in Juarez, you may be fooling yourself.

My main issue is that I try never to contribute to the economies of the most corrupt governments in the world.

But, you live in the states. :wink:

[ukilledkenny]

Really? So all of D.R. and Mexico are riddled with violence? No one should vacation there ever?

The advice I have always heard is stay on the resort. Once you step off that land all bets are off.

[swifty_0]

as a hab, you should already know that JOFA helmets offer slightly more protection than an egg shell. i would spring for CCM

Selanne still sports that JOFA like hes playing on the Jets...of Winnipeg

[abyzmul]

I heard the donkey shows are cool.

I've seen 2 donkey shows down there. One that I can barely remember because I was out of my wits on mescaline, and the other I can remember too well because I was stone cold sober and because the chick was like 400 pounds. I liked the mescaline one better.

[WhiteShoeWillis]

Keep your eyes open for this guy
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[iowajetsgirl]

But, you live in the states. :wink:

And he's been there at least once, if not twice, according to his next post.

[TommyGreen]

As long as you stay within the confines of the resort, you'll be fine. Being in any of those 4-star resorts in Mexico or D.R you're not going to want to venture out into town.

[........]

Really? So all of D.R. and Mexico are riddled with violence? No one should vacation there ever?

Tip well or you'll get a lot more than the tip.

[Jetaho]

I stayed at the Club Med in Punta Cana for a week with the family about 7 tears ago. Didn't leave the resort grounds except to go to and from the airport and play two rounds of golf at another resort. Great place and we had a very relaxing holiday. I recommend it highly.

[jonnyd]

the biggest problem with those places is that theyre fucking RIDDLED with Mexicans and Dominicans!

Messier never wore a Jofa helmet by the way

[Sundayjack]

the biggest problem with those places is that theyre fucking RIDDLED with Mexicans and Dominicans!

Messier never wore a Jofa helmet by the way

I think you're missing the point. This thread was about sex.

[colleen74]

I think you're missing the point. This thread was about sex.

Has clearly had enough wine as I actually thought, "Wait... what!? reallly!??" and scrolled up to re-read.

[The Waterboy]

Check out Roatan, Honduras
Small island but you can always shoot over to the mainland