BS Bowl I

[MisterMoss]

I'll repost the brackets and some other stuff tomorrow. It's on the other computer, but we'll get this Bowl done after this little speed bump.

[The Green Dude]

I'll repost the brackets and some other stuff tomorrow. It's on the other computer, but we'll get this Bowl done after this little speed bump.

more like an ice age!:shit:

[GreenMachine]

I win....Go home now..nothing to see..

[Murrell2878]

I can't wait for this to start. It looks like it will be a lot of fun!

[PleaseWinSuperBowlJets]

Am I in the BS bowl?:)

[17a_tailgater]

Am I in the BS bowl?:)
with less than 2 months posting time?

sorry kid you post at least xxx amount of times to get on this ride.

[ButtleMan]

Look whos back in town! :beer:

[17a_tailgater]

home sick this week.
boy do i look & feel like shit

[eyedea]

17a your going down !

[17a_tailgater]

i hope she shaved than

[ButtleMan]

Dont forget the French Dressing! :lol:

[ButtleMan]

home sick this week.
boy do i look & feel like shit

My wife and daughter are both sick again. I was home yesterday. Boy is it good to get back to work. :smile:

[17a_tailgater]

i used to love working when i had the internet. now it sucks!!!!!

[Murrell2878]

i used to love working when i had the internet. now it sucks!!!!!
you'll be back soon right?

[17a_tailgater]

soon very soon.

i will interfere with a main event match when i return.

[Murrell2878]

17a someone said they found out about tgg.com because you were going to kick his ass for stealing a beer. then you guys became buddies and you told him about the boards. I think he said he was from overseas. Did you see the post?

[eyedea]

dude what ever happend to getting a side kick?

[17a_tailgater]

17a someone said they found out about tgg.com because you were going to kick his ass for stealing a beer. then you guys became buddies and you told him about the boards. I think he said he was from overseas. Did you see the post?
i have met alot of foreigners during my tailgate parties. hell type-o brought a kid who never watched football. so i would guess he is considered foreign too right?

can you find out who posted it and give me a linkl?

[17a_tailgater]

dude what ever happend to getting a side kick?
march 7 i get $100 off my next phone.i just have to show a little self control.

[Murrell2878]

i have met alot of foreigners during my tailgate parties. hell type-o brought a kid who never watched football. so i would guess he is considered foreign too right?

can you find out who posted it and give me a linkl?
I wish I could remember. I thought it was funny...It was in the "How did you find out about theganggreen.com" thread.

[17a_tailgater]

I wish I could remember. I thought it was funny...It was in the "How did you find out about theganggreen.com" thread.
was it erased? and if so do you remember about when this guy joined?

[eyedea]

march 7 i get $100 off my next phone.i just have to show a little self control.

def get the side kick you can post all day from work like the post whore that you are :wink:

[lightning]

Yea, well you can send the certificate of victory in the mail, i'll be expecting it.

[Pam]

i have met alot of foreigners during my tailgate parties. hell type-o brought a kid who never watched football. so i would guess he is considered foreign too right?

can you find out who posted it and give me a linkl?

I miss you. Sorry you're sick.

I remember that Murrell, seems to me, it was one of the Aussie guys? He said he took a beer out of 17's cooler because he thought since he paid 50 bucks to someone else, he was allowed? Does that sound familiar ?

[Sundayjack]

Hey, where's MM? I downloaded his brackets. I can repost them, but he put so much work into them, it's really not my place.

[MisterMoss]

SundayJack, do you have the rules somewhere on your computer? I don't have that. I have the brackets though.

[typeOnegative13NY]

i have met alot of foreigners during my tailgate parties. hell type-o brought a kid who never watched football. so i would guess he is considered foreign too right?

can you find out who posted it and give me a linkl?
haha i call him a f--kin foreigner everytime we hang out now.

[NYJATW]

I'll do so good, you guys don't even have to put me in the first round cuz I know I'd win ..pff!

[GreenMachine]

i used to love working when i had the internet. now it sucks!!!!!
There is always the left hand man...Keep your chin up...:wink:

[Sundayjack]

SundayJack, do you have the rules somewhere on your computer? I don't have that. I have the brackets though.
I don't. I only saved the bracket so I could print it out and keep it in my desk drawer.

Knowing what we now know. . .

[hiker]

home sick this week.
boy do i look & feel like shit
Wait until I get done with you :up: after I get past a little speedbump of my own in the 1st round. :smile:

[MisterMoss]

ok SJ, I'll repost the brackets this afternoon and redo the rules this afternoon.

[28rogerblaze51]

Awww man... Take as long as you guys want to get this BS bowl ready...it just gives me more time to get material...

I dont underestimate king henry but he is not the type for this...but you never know.

[eyedea]

i am the king the crown is mine.

[wildthing2022000]

ok SJ, I'll repost the brackets this afternoon and redo the rules this afternoon.

3 days later and still no repost:grin:

[Yisman]

I don't. I only saved the bracket so I could print it out and keep it in my desk drawer.

Knowing what we now know. . .

damn .....

[MisterMoss]

3 days later and still no repost:grin:
SJ posted them in one of the other BS Bowl Threads, so I didn't bother posting it here.

[lightning]

SJ posted them in one of the other BS Bowl Threads, so I didn't bother posting it here.
which thread would this be?

[The Green Dude]

wow... bs bowl isnt even exciting anymore... is it a lost cause or what?

[17a_tailgater]

dino's sexual encounters has stolen a little of its thunder.

[Sundayjack]

SJ posted them in one of the other BS Bowl Threads, so I didn't bother posting it here.
I have pieces of the rules in old PM's. Unfortunately, I think that's the best I can contribute toward the reconstruction of the rules. Fortunately, all your work on the brackets was saved destruction.

[Barry the Baptist]

It's on.... I smell badger in the 2nd round and it smells an awful lot like pu**y.......

[MisterMoss]

I have pieces of the rules in old PM's. Unfortunately, I think that's the best I can contribute toward the reconstruction of the rules. Fortunately, all your work on the brackets was saved destruction.
yah. I have bits and pieces of the rules as well. I had the rules saved on my desktop, but I reinstalled windows last week and didn't bother backing up that document. Of course, I didn't know that the board was going to collapse.

[10nyjets87]

so what is an estimated date that our bullshit bowl will get under way.

[EcKo151]

I remember my 1st round matchup was Learn to Swim...

[Murrell2878]

Heres the thread that had the brackets

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[wildthing2022000]

yah. I have bits and pieces of the rules as well. I had the rules saved on my desktop, but I reinstalled windows last week and didn't bother backing up that document. Of course, I didn't know that the board was going to collapse.

Wasn't the rules just basically no solicitation of votes and no crude insults.

[Sundayjack]

Wasn't the rules just basically no solicitation of votes and no crude insults.
Pretty much. Plus DQ if you post BS Bowl stuff in the Jets Forum. Also a overtime procedures for ties.

[ButtleMan]

What's going on with this?????

[KOZ]

Wasn't the rules just basically no solicitation of votes and no crude insults.

What other kinds of insults are there besides the crude kind?

If I tell Dcook that he wears "Dirty women's panties" = crude insult

If I tell Dcook that he wears "Freshly laundered women's panties" = nice insult.

[eyedea]

koz's mom wears combat boots !

[Sundayjack]

koz's mom wears combat boots !
Yes, and I'll be needing those back soon.

[MisterMoss]

What's going on with this?????
We're waiting on Tony. I'll PM him later to see whatsup.

[KOZ]

koz's mom wears combat boots !

Let's get off family members...I'll start by getting of your sister, who, by the way, really isn't any good, even though the rest of the board says she is.

[eyedea]

:lol: Tell you mom i will be over late tonight .. tell her to save me dinner

[lightning]

What other kinds of insults are there besides the crude kind?

If I tell Dcook that he wears "Dirty women's panties" = crude insult

If I tell Dcook that he wears "Freshly laundered women's panties" = nice insult.
Hmmm, well we can't have a BS bowl without crude insults

[KOZ]

:lol: Tell you mom i will be over late tonight .. tell her to save me dinner

Yo Momma's so fat, her belt size is equator....

[Barry the Baptist]

Yo Momma's so fat, her belt size is equator....


nice, I like it. The insults are flying

[eyedea]

nice, I like it. The insults are flying

oh yea hows this one .. your sister wears underwear with a d*ck hole :lol:

[Barry the Baptist]

oh yea hows this one .. your sister wears underwear with a d*ck hole :lol:


this was my favorite as a kid... your house is so dirty even the roaches ride dirtbikes.

[Barry the Baptist]

Yo momma is so old Moses is in her high school yearbook.....

[28rogerblaze51]

Your mother is so fat she thought the abbreviation HD meant Heavy Dinner.

[eyedea]

Roger your so ghetto your mom locks up here $hit when your around

[Barry the Baptist]

Your mother is so fat she thought the abbreviation HD meant Heavy Dinner.


Yo momma is so fat when she goes to the zoo the animals feed her

[eyedea]

Rich your so stupid you stud for urine tests

[Pam]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

[Barry the Baptist]

Rich your so stupid you stud for urine tests


your mother is so old she was a waitress at the last supper....

I don't wanna use up all my ammo but I've got a ton like this one

your so ugly when you go bungee jumping they put the cord aroudn your neck instead of your ankles....

[Murrell2878]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
OMG!!! PF4 I just don't expect this kind of stuff from you...But hell that was funny as sh*t and I've never heard that one before

[Barry the Baptist]

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.


oh no you didn't....

[eyedea]

rich your so ugly when you were born your doctor slaped your mom.

[Pam]

OMG!!! PF4 I just don't expect this kind of stuff from you...But hell that was funny as sh*t and I've never heard that one before
I'm just warming up, I'm in a bye bracket :)
I'm in a extremely good mood for some reason today.

[28rogerblaze51]

Your momma so fat, she uses cars for rollerskates.

[Barry the Baptist]

Your momma so fat, she uses cars for rollerskates.


I haven't heard that one before. Your old enough to remember this one... your momma is so fat when she wore a Malcolm X hat helicopters tried to land on her.

[eyedea]

rogers your so ghetto all the furniture in your house is covered in plastic.

[nyscene911]

Yo Mamma's so fat she takes her baths at seaworld.

[nyscene911]

rogers your so ghetto all the furniture in your house is covered in plastic.
Whoa! So Roger's so ghetto he's become an old grandma?

[Barry the Baptist]

eyedea is so poor his face is on the foodstamp

[typeOnegative13NY]

Your momma's so poor,i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked he what shes doing. She said Moving.

[28rogerblaze51]

I made those up this second.

Your momma so fat, she uses yankee stadium as a picnic setting.

[eyedea]

Roger your so ghetto you wear slipers and socks to work

[Pam]

Your momma's so poor,i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked he what shes doing. She said Moving.
:rofl:
I love that one!

[eyedea]

eyedea is so poor his face is on the foodstamp

your family is so poor when your on the way down to pick up your foodstamps your grandma is like get mine 2

[Mantana Soss]

your family is so poor when your on the way down to pick up your foodstamps your grandma is like get mine 2

Your mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu

[28rogerblaze51]

Your momma so stupid, she thought PS2 was a diet pill.

[The Mariner]

Yo mommas so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued."

[eyedea]

roger , your girl is so nasty the crabs bungie jump from her tampon string

[jkgrandchamp]

Eww.......

[Mantana Soss]

Eyedea's mama so ugly that his father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[28rogerblaze51]

eyedea40 girl is so ugly, the foreign legion uses her face for a torture device.

[typeOnegative13NY]

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

[typeOnegative13NY]

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

[The Mariner]

Yo mamma so ugly they beat the ugly tree with her.

[28rogerblaze51]

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

And also said wheres the rest of the menu.

[eyedea]

soss Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco

[28rogerblaze51]

Eyedea40 momma so old, when they said the yankees win theeee yankeess win, she said hell nah and grabbed her rifle.

[eyedea]

roger Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

[Drew]

Yo Momma is so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her as the new land.

Yo Momma is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell Taxi!

Oh yeah, more to come...

[eyedea]

drew your moms so stupid she thinks a two-income family is where your daddy has two jobs.

[Drew]

Eye, Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

[Drew]

I think we should have a best Yo Momma Joke Award winner....

[The Mariner]

Drew yo mamma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

[eyedea]

Drew your mother's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

[Drew]

Yo Momma is like the bus, cheap to get in, and everyone gets to ride.

[28rogerblaze51]

Eyedea40 momma so poor, she penciled her valentine a picture of a hershey's kiss.

[eyedea]

drew your mother's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

[The Mariner]

Yo mommas so fat when I told her to haul ass she had to make two trips.

[eyedea]

roger your mother's so ugly people go as her for Halloween

[Drew]

Yo Momma is so Fat and Stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is the new burger at McDonald's.

[eyedea]

roger, your mother's so ugly The NHL banned her for life

[nyscene911]

Yo Momma is so Fat and Stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is the new burger at McDonald's.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[eyedea]

nys, your moms so ugly fredy has nightmares about her

[eyedea]

roger Yo momma is so nasty, I tried to have phone sex with her, and the bitch gave me an ear infection

[Drew]

Yo Momma so nasty, I asked what's for dinner... she opened her legs and said Crabs.

[Pam]

Yo mama rides one of these:

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[MisterMoss]

What's Happened to my thread!!

[Pam]

What's Happened to my thread!!
:rofl: I actually had to look to remember which thread this was! Ha ha ha! :rofl2:

[eyedea]

mistermoss, Yo Mama's so stupid, she stole money from her own wallet!

[lightning]

mistermoss, Yo Mama's so stupid, she stole money from her own wallet!
eyedea you are so dumb you thought you could get chipped beef from a toothy blowjob

[eyedea]

lightning, Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She said it was Pay-Per View

[eyedea]

drew, Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

[lightning]

lightning, Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She said it was Pay-Per View
yes but my jokes = 10 eyedea jokes

[eyedea]

Your jokes are gayer then Richard Simons and little Richard together.

[10nyjets87]

yo mamma so dumb she tried killing a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

[wildthing2022000]

I'm guessing this is dead.

[lightning]

I'm guessing this is dead.
who knows...

[MisterMoss]

I just PMed Tony to see what's going on. I'll provide an update as soon as I get one.

[MisterMoss]

Tony is working on it. Hopefully he'll have it done in about a week. Sorry about the wait guys. I'm looking forward to it as much as you all.

[28rogerblaze51]

Im already tired of waiting.

[Yisman]

Eyedea40 momma so old, when they said the yankees win theeee yankeess win, she said hell nah and grabbed her rifle.

I like that one. Never heard most of these.

[eyedea]

roger is so ghetto this is his car

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[hiker]

Tony is working on it. Hopefully he'll have it done in about a week. Sorry about the wait guys. I'm looking forward to it as much as you all.
Great, a week. I'll be on vacation from the 12-19th.:sad:

[3rdAnd15Draw]

Im already tired of waiting.

the mark of a true general is patience

[28rogerblaze51]

the mark of a true general is patience

Ofcourse it is. But when the battle was supposed to be here already and there is nothing but exceeded time for the start of it. then your troops get restless, and the rations become thinned, morale tends to decrease. :lol: :lol:

Nah im not trying to say im out of it..chills homeslice :lol:

[abyzmul]

I always preferred 'home skillet' myself.

[Tony]

Sorry, guys, I had a paying job come in, and that is more important.

This is being built as part of a website, so it has to be as generic as possible so I can use it for other stuff. It's getting done, I promise. Just bear with me...

[The Green Dude]

Great, a week. I'll be on vacation from the 12-19th.:sad:


muuueeehahahaha....................muuueeeeaahahah ahahahaa..........muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahahahahahaha :smile:

[The Green Dude]

Just in case no one has noticed... i've had the flu for a week and a half... havent been on here much. Sad part is... it's my last college springbreak and well... lets just say i had to sell my ticket. The flu is the devil, and for those of you who have never had it before... BEFUCKINWARE! I hoarded on my couch for a week and a half watchin the combine... reruns... and HBO... NOT FUN

[hiker]

Don't worry, you're not getting a pass. I hereby appoint BadgerOnLSD to fill in for me in my absence. I know he'll do a damn fine job. Yessir...damn fine job...bang-up job. No worries here.

[Jonathan_Vilma]

I still have no idea how this is going to work.

[KOZ]

Just in case no one has noticed... i've had the flu for a week and a half... havent been on here much. Sad part is... it's my last college springbreak and well... lets just say i had to sell my ticket. The flu is the devil, and for those of you who have never had it before... BEFUCKINWARE! I hoarded on my couch for a week and a half watchin the combine... reruns... and HBO... NOT FUN

I didn't notice that you were gone!

[lightning]

I still have no idea how this is going to work.
We're gonna rumble

[KOZ]

We should all go to one Applebees and beat the snot out of each other. Last one standing wins it all...

[lightning]

We should all go to one Applebees and beat the snot out of each other. Last one standing wins it all...
Oh man, and we have to draw numbers and enter the fray after about 30 seconds. That would amazing!

[eyedea]

yup and i will come in and kick koz in the junk ! and lightning in the virgina

[28rogerblaze51]

Damn people turning this hit into wrestlemania and shit.

[Murrell2878]

My new sig is specifically for the BS Bowl baby!!!

[The Green Dude]

Damn people turning this hit into wrestlemania and shit.

You bout to get smacked BITCH! :grin:

[The Green Dude]

My new sig is specifically for the BS Bowl baby!!!


Did you pick Yoda as your Avy because he is wearing a dress? hmm...:shit:

[Murrell2878]

Did you pick Yoda as your Avy because he is wearing a dress? hmm...:shit:
That's it Jabroni!! It's on...I'll bring the whoopin' you bring the ass :rofl:

Oh wait you're not in my bracket...damn

MisterMoss' bracket, for those who can't remember in which round their ass will be whooped.
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[28rogerblaze51]

You bout to get smacked BITCH! :grin:

Oooohhh shiiiiiiit..... Shit is coming.....

Mr. wonderful paul orndorff aka the green dude... Vs. The warrior aka Mr. Blaze
(when he was real good not the time when he came back) :lol:

I have the advantage because you have the flu, so i just give you a noogie and a charlie horse and i win. :lol:

[17a_tailgater]

the good ole days

[17a_tailgater]

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