The What Would You Do If thread

[PleaseWinSuperBowlJets]

WWYDI you saw a cloud shaped like the NY Jets primary logo?:grin:

[NYJATW]

I'd take a pic of it with my camera phone...


WWYDI Chad Pennington came to your door selling girl scout cookies?

(lol i love ya chad)

[The Future]

I would buy cookies from him.

WWYDI if the Jets got Big Ben?

[NYJATW]

I'd respect him even better and we'd be a lot better team

WWYDI A talking dragon walked out of your bathroom, spotted you (was shocked) and flew out the door and to the moon?

[The Future]

I would prob. just go on with my life.

WWYDI you had the chance to be the Jets QB? Would you?

[baamf]

I would prob. just go on with my life.

WWYDI you had the chance to be the Jets QB? Would you?
Not with this offensive line...


WWYDI if in a dream you were peeing, and when you woke up you were standing over your sleeping wife doing the same. Would you wake her? (not that I ever did this before :ohmy: )

[Gator]

Not with this offensive line...


WWYDI if in a dream you were peeing, and when you woke up you were standing over your sleeping wife doing the same. Would you wake her? (not that I ever did this before :ohmy: )


I would say, 'Sorry, I had a dream you were on fire'


WWYDI you read that Mangini announced that Curtis will be the feature back and hopes to get him 25 touches per game?

[GreenHornet]

I would say, 'Sorry, I had a dream you were on fire'


WWYDI you read that Mangini announced that Curtis will be the feature back and hopes to get him 25 touches per game?

I would say, Eric, I hope you drafted well and repaired the offensive line in the off-season.

WWYDI you were on the train and the guy next to you, who weighed like 300 pounds and had you trapped agianst the window, let out this incredibly nasty sounding and smelling reverberation of flatulation and you could feel yourself gagging from the stench and your eyes started burning and your nose started running?????? Huh? What would you do, Huh???

[Rebel Mike]

I would say, Eric, I hope you drafted well and repaired the offensive line in the off-season.

WWYDI you were on the train and the guy next to you, who weighed like 300 pounds and had you trapped agianst the window, let out this incredibly nasty sounding and smelling reverberation of flatulation and you could feel yourself gagging from the stench and your eyes started burning and your nose started running?????? Huh? What would you do, Huh???

Probably congratulate the guy for such a good fart.

WWYDI you found out your son or daughter was gay

[lightning]

Probably congratulate the guy for such a good fart.

WWYDI you found out your son or daughter was gay
i would accept him, but they couldn't ride the hershey highway in my house!

WWYDI you found out your gf was your cousin?

[GangGreen04]

WWYDI you found out your gf was your cousin?
i'd break up with her and never visit again

WWYDI you were walking into the subway and you realized that you were naked and the train was full of a bunch of gay dudes staring at you?

[Rebel Mike]

I'd laugh and tell them they can look but they better not touch.

WWYDI 51pa came back to TGG

[eyedea]

continue to abuse him like a red headed step brother lmao

[GangGreen04]

WWYDI 51pa came back to TGG
Welcome him back and tell him to suck on mistermoss's genitals again.

WWYDI if you mangini leads us to the superbowl but then you find out hes and american al qaeda member whos plotting to blow up hofstra?

[Rebel Mike]

Welcome him back and tell him to suck on mistermoss's genitals again.

WWYDI if you mangini leads us to the superbowl but then you find out hes and american al qaeda member whos plotting to blow up hofstra?

That's just fucked up. I don't like Hofstra though, I toured the campus, so i'd just be like "Go ahead, just get us a few more rings."

WWYDI Mangini leads us to the superbowl the one year Al Qaeda has the balls to hit it?

[nyscene911]

i would accept him, but they couldn't ride the hershey highway in my house!


:rofl: :rofl: Thats one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

[lightning]

That's just fucked up. I don't like Hofstra though, I toured the campus, so i'd just be like "Go ahead, just get us a few more rings."

WWYDI Mangini leads us to the superbowl the one year Al Qaeda has the balls to hit it?
continue being a fan because thats what it's all about.

WWYDI some naked guy jumped on the hood of your car and starting rubbing his balls on your wind shield?

[AMJets]

continue being a fan because thats what it's all about.

WWYDI some naked guy jumped on the hood of your car and starting rubbing his balls on your wind shield?

I would tell you to stop rubbing your balls on my wind shield, lightning.

WWYDI Herm became the Jets coach again?

[lightning]

I would tell you to stop rubbing your balls on my wind shield, lightning.

WWYDI Herm became the Jets coach again?
i'd probably rub my balls on his wind sheild

WWYDI i showed up at your house?

[The Offseason]

Ooh! I'd go get the cheese nips and lowfat milk and set the table with nice doilies!

WWYDI George Bush was selected to be our president for another 30 years or until he croaks?

[lightning]

though im not a bush supporter, we would atleast be guarenteeing he would be a little more straightfoward and honest than most liberals

WWYDI you woke up and found out you were tied down and the only person with you was 51pa?

[AMJets]

though im not a bush supporter, we would atleast be guarenteeing he would be a little more straightfoward and honest than most liberals

WWYDI you woke up and found out you were tied down and the only person with you was 51pa?

Someone get the French dressing!

WWYDI you found out your girlfriend had a penis?

[lightning]

i would try to find out on the first date, do a little trip and oops i grabbed it, just to be sure

WWYDI you walked into your gf's house and found a rack (as in the medeival torture device)?

[GreenHornet]

Someone get the French dressing!

WWYDI you found out your girlfriend had a penis?

I certainly would not give myself a vagina.

WWYDI you woke up and your balls were gone and your dog was sitting in the corner with a smile on his face?

[lightning]

I certainly would not give myself a vagina.

WWYDI you woke up and your balls were gone and your dog was sitting in the corner with a smile on his face?
i would try and find my balls so i could rub them on 10penn10's wind sheild

WWYDI your dog ate all your cash?

[Exit 117]

i would try and find my balls so i could rub them on 10penn10's wind sheild

WWYDI your dog ate all your cash?
I'd congratulate him on finally finding my wallet.

WWYDI the Dolphins never lost to the Jets again?

[lightning]

I'd congratulate him on finally finding my wallet.

WWYDI the Dolphins never lost to the Jets again?
wouldnt mind because i'd always have a dream

WWYDI the jets never lost? would get bad after a while

[GreenGiant 32]

wouldnt mind because i'd always have a dream

WWYDI the jets never lost? would get bad after a while

I'd wish someone would come up with better "WWYDI" scenarios.

WWYDI you were stuck on Gilligans island, and the only companions you had were a post-menopausal Rosie O'Donnel and psychotic Louie Anderson.

[lightning]

I'd wish someone would come up with better "WWYDI" scenarios.

WWYDI you were stuck on Gilligans island, and the only companions you had were a post-menopausal Rosie O'Donnel and psychotic Louie Anderson.
first of all don't diss louie anderson, anyway i'd use one of the two as a flotation device

WWYDI you were forced to watch napoleon dynamite 50 times straight?

[Exit 117]

I'd knock myself unconcious 10 minutes into the first viewing.

WWYDI you found out that Joe Namath is your father? (I suck at this game. But he was the man. You could be one of his many illegitimate children.)

[GreenHornet]

I'd knock myself unconcious 10 minutes into the first viewing.

WWYDI you found out that Joe Namath is your father? (I suck at this game. But he was the man. You could be one of his many illegitimate children.)

I'd tell Chad there's a new bitch in town.

WWYDI if you woke up and you were a girl?

[The Offseason]

Find out if Suzy Kolber has any desendents and then proceed to kizz them.

WWYDI the Jets hired Tom Brady?

[GreenHornet]

Find out if Suzy Kolber has any desendents and then proceed to kizz them.

WWYDI the Jets hired Tom Brady?

Teach him how to flip a coin.

WWYDI you had no arms or legs and wanted to snap a carrot?

[lightning]

Teach him how to flip a coin.

WWYDI you had no arms or legs and wanted to snap a carrot?
i'd ask someone to get me a carrot

WWYDI you couldn't drink for a year?

[wildthing2022000]

i'd ask someone to get me a carrot

WWYDI you couldn't drink for a year?

Keep doing what I do.

WWYDI you missed the lottery jackpot by 1 number?

[lightning]

Keep doing what I do.

WWYDI you missed the lottery jackpot by 1 number?
i did....

WWYDI you won the lottery and lost the ticket

[NYJATW]

search 24/7 till i found it...


WWYDI you woke up naked in a phone booth downtown NY?

[lightning]

use the phone to call some to pick me up

WWYDI you woke up naked in the middle of the mall?

[eyedea]

i wouldent mind i am hung like a Giraffe

[NYJATW]

I'd steal some clothes, then call a family member to bring me clothes (before leaving the store and officially stealing them)...then once i got my clothes back i would put the clothes i was wearing back on the hangers

WWYDI eyedea messed up the thread AGAIN!?

[wildthing2022000]

I'd shoot him

WWYDI leet became the official language of America?

[NYJATW]

I wouldn't give a shit cuz the rest of America wouldn't listen either :P

WWYDI this thread died again?

[lightning]

probably forget i happened

wwydi you were stuck in a room with bill cosby?

[jkgrandchamp]

Eat some JELLO PUDDING SNACKS!
WWYDI You woke up next to Rupal and and Rosi Odanel and your arse was sore and Rosi was sweaty and she said you were her best ?

[NYJATW]

I'd say "you're welcome"..i'd be a gentleman but get out as fast as possible

WWYDI a naked hot chick with a dog head came onto you (while you were in the shower) (yes, she broke in)

[Rextasy]

As long as the bodies chill who cares about the grill..

WWYDI if NYJalltheway was your son...

[ViLmAfAn5128]

I'd put a bag on her head, and declaw her. and then..... you know the rest.


WWYDI Lionel Richie walks into the shower while your in, naked, and tries to duke you up the butt.

[NYJATW]

[QUOTE=ViLmAfAn5128]I'd put a bag on her head, and declaw her. and then..... you know the rest.

[QUOTE]

i'll assume that was meant for my question:rofl:

[ViLmAfAn5128]

yea....... it was

[NYJATW]

As long as the bodies chill who cares about the grill..

WWYDI if NYJalltheway was your son...


moving on!..

[ViLmAfAn5128]

WWYDI

Paul Hackett came to your house and you caught him banging your wife on the couch?

[NYJATW]

you idiot we're still on a different question

[NYJATW]

As long as the bodies chill who cares about the grill..

WWYDI if NYJalltheway was your son...

attention all people who pay attention...this is where we are in the game:rofl: :breakdance:

[lightning]

I would force him to stop watching nascar and listening to 6 feet under

WWYDI we drafted dj shockley number 4 overall

[Rextasy]

I'm a Jets fan, I'm used to disappointment..


WWYDI if you knew you had only one more day to live

[Ninty]

I wouldn't know what to do myself..

WWYDI an Australian said he didn't like your football? :p (I'm not saying I don't like it...)

[Cinvis]

I wouldn't know what to do myself..

WWYDI an Australian said he didn't like your football? :p (I'm not saying I don't like it...)


I'd tell Ben to shut up and punt.

WWYDI you had a dream that you had the best Blow job of your life and woke up to find your neighbors dog licking your balls?

[lightning]

I'd try to go to sleep and act like i didn't know it was happening :)

WWYDI alltheway came to your house to watch nascar?

[Learn To Swim]

I'd make him buy food

WWYDI you began to combust spontaneously?

[NYJATW]

I would force him to stop watching nascar and listening to 6 feet under

WWYDI we drafted dj shockley number 4 overall

:lol: and you claim to be a hard rock/metal fan?...pff

[NYJATW]

I'd make him bring food

WWYDI you began to combust spontaneously?


I could bring food, watch a good race together:wink: :)

[NYJATW]

anyways....


I'd think to myself..ooooh so this is what combusting is!

WWYDI you took a taste test and the results came back that you liked soy milk better than jack daniels?

[lightning]

:lol: and you claim to be a hard rock/metal fan?...pff
:lol: doesn't mean i have to like evrybody

[lightning]

anyways....


I'd think to myself..ooooh so this is what combusting is!

WWYDI you took a taste test and the results came back that you liked soy milk better than jack daniels?
i'd say thats correct

WWYDI some guys covered in velveeta cheese tackled you?

[Learn To Swim]

i'd say thats correct

WWYDI some guys covered in velveeta cheese tackled you?Stop sniffing glue

WWYDI you could choose one law to become null?

[NYJATW]

lower the drinking age..

[NYJATW]

WWYDI you walked outside and a cop tackled you instantly?



edit: sorry bout the 2 posts..wasn't thinkin

[jkgrandchamp]

Fight for his gun then cuff him
WWYDI your buddies took u 2 the desert and cerain wrapped u 2 a cactus naked

[Pennythetowelboy]

Fight for his gun then cuff him
WWYDI your buddies took u 2 the desert and cerain wrapped u 2 a cactus naked
die

WWYD if you and tom brokoff were trapped in a cage with a lion on the fourth of july with only a bottle of ranch dressing and a plastic pitch fork?

[jkgrandchamp]

die

WWYD if you and tom brokoff were trapped in a cage with a lion on the fourth of july with only a bottle of ranch dressing and a plastic pitch fork?
Kill Brokoff 2 save the lion drink the ranch and ride the lion into the sunset .
WWYDI The NFL PLAYERS GO ON STRIKE ? Hey it could happen

[NYJATW]

I'd watch NASCAR even more :P

WWYDI Petrozza went insane and banned every one of us?

[lightning]

I'd watch NASCAR even more :P

WWYDI Petrozza went insane and banned every one of us?
someone would start another site

WWYDI petrozza just banned alltheway because he said something stupid again? :wink:

[Pennythetowelboy]

someone would start another site

WWYDI petrozza just banned alltheway because he said something stupid again? :wink:
i'd know its coming

WWYD if you were high with 300 pounds of illigal fireworks in your car speeding at 85 mph on the freeway trying to get 2 mexico but three cops are following you and you had a shit load of monkeys in the truck witch could cure cancer but the police are threating to light a match to blown up the monkeys and you and the fireworks while you girlfriend (whose really hot) is saying she will leave you if you dont sell the fireworks to the russian mafia, who will pay you 83 million because the fireworks could blow up courty love?

[nyscene911]

I'd punch you in the face.


What would you do if you were standed in the desert with no cell phone?

[lightning]

i'd play air guitar

WWYDI you jumped into a pool and a turd got on you?

[nyscene911]

i'd play air guitar

WWYDI you jumped into a pool and a turd got on you?

I'd wipe it on that DROB character.

WWYDI you could either have a million bucks, or as much sex as you wanted for a year.

[NYislesgrl]

I'll take sex please

WWYDI you had to choose a different career/job/occupation?

[lightning]

edit: nvm.....

[UncleTomNYJ]

i would have sex as often just charge a $100 everytime i had sex.

wwydi you couldnt have sex for a year?

[NYislesgrl]

edit: nvm.....
Im sorry, did i steal your response?

[lightning]

Im sorry, did i steal your response?
no actually, wrong thread

[NYislesgrl]

i would have sex as often just charge a $100 everytime i had sex.

wwydi you couldnt have sex for a year?


Make sure i could still do and get everything else :up:

wwydi you had to choose between krystyn dunst and camaron diaz?

[CMartinJET]

Pick neither and pick my gorgeous fiance.

WHat would you do if you could pick only 1 superpower? what would it be?

[Pennythetowelboy]

Pick neither and pick my gorgeous fiance.

WHat would you do if you could pick only 1 superpower? what would it be?
invisiblity

WWYD if you shit your pants in a room with no exit and only J-lo and Mike Cameran?

[NYislesgrl]

Pick neither and pick my gorgeous fiance.

WHat would you do if you could pick only 1 superpower? what would it be?


stop or slow time

wwyif you had no fear?

[NYislesgrl]

invisiblity

WWYD if you #### your pants in a room with no exit and only J-lo and Mike Cameran?


steal mikes pants and go bar hopping with jlo
WWYDI you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

[NYJATW]

steal mikes pants and go bar hopping with jlo
WWYDI you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

go insane or kill myself....


WWYDI the Texans won the SB this year?

[Pennythetowelboy]

go insane or kill myself....


WWYDI the Texans won the SB this year?
eat a taco

WWYD if tom cruise came to your house and threw up all over you then punched you and ran away?

[NYJATW]

i'd be pissed and i'd chase him...

WWYDI you had a TGG stalker?

[Theo Huxtable]

eat a taco

WWYD if tom cruise came to your house and threw up all over you then punched you and ran away?
I would get out my ferrari(Hey a man can dream) and catch up to him and brake his knees with a baseball bat.
WWYDI If you were stuck on a gay cruise for a year?

[Learn To Swim]

I would get out my ferrari(Hey a man can dream) and catch up to him and brake his knees with a baseball bat.
WWYDI If you were stuck on a gay cruise for a year?Get any female crew members to myself.

WWYDI you could ask the goverment about one conspiracy and have them answer honestly?

[NYJATW]

TGG stalker question any1?

[lightning]

Get any female crew members to myself.

WWYDI you could ask the goverment about one conspiracy and have them answer honestly?
i'd ask them to take the wonderlic test

WWYDI some chick half your size tryed to rape you?

[NYJATW]

i'd be like hell yea boi!

wwydi you had a TGG stalker?

[lightning]

i'd tell alltheway to go back to wisconsin

WWYDI someone stuck their finger in your butt?

[Learn To Swim]

i'd tell alltheway to go back to wisconsin

WWYDI someone stuck their finger in your butt?Tell them they have poopfinger.

WWYDI you had poopdick?

[lightning]

i'd probably be so pissed i'd take whoever gave it to me to applebee's

WWYDI you died?

[lightning]

:lol: :lol: :lol: