The Insomniac Club

[MSUJet85]

The Insomniac club is back in business :beer:

[Rextasy]

Morning all, good to be back.

[nicolab]

god ive missed this place

[The Predator]

why is this on page 4!?!?!?!?!

have you all dissappeared because the board was down!?!?!?!?!

there have to be more left.....

[Smizzy]

Sign me up.

[Mantana Soss]

Here here!

[The Predator]

cant fall asleep tonight, but then again, i never fall asleep before 4:30, so i got a minute left :lol:

[MattMan]

hello everyone, i cannot sleep. send nyquil-

mattman

[The Mariner]

Man I just got off of work. Does this count as night or morning?

[wildthing2022000]

^ I just got out of work. It's morning for me.

[MSUJet85]

Bump for insomniacs

[Mantana Soss]

Here here, my late night collegiate brother!
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[28rogerblaze51]

Im always up at night i feel like a vampire.

[Mantana Soss]

I'm still checked in.

[Mantana Soss]

Let the Thursday night meeting on the IS commence.

[Smizzy]

Nocturnal is my middle name.

[JHTJ]

I don't go to bed until 6AM, Can't wait to get a real job.

[Mantana Soss]

We must bring this to life!

8:37 and at the very least, 1028, Badger, and I have been up all night.

[1028]

Hooray for English essays and the pain and agony they inflict upon my life!

[BadgerOnLSD]

Hooray for general lack of direction in my life!

[BadgerOnLSD]

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[Mantana Soss]

Not a member last night, hell no. After an allnighter I slept 7-7.

[BadgerOnLSD]

I just slept from 6 AM - 6 PM.

[1028]

I went to bed a little after 1am and woke up a little after 3pm. Probably the most Ive ever slept

[BadgerOnLSD]

I went to bed a little after 1am and woke up a little after 3pm. Probably the most Ive ever slept
Why aren't you on AIM?

[InChadWeTrust]

Look at my post time... is this late enough to join the club?

PS Don't drink red wine and smoke hookah past 4 in the morning.

[1028]

Late enough? Its more like early morning, actually

I have another essay, due tomorrow, this time for German history. aawtamgjq3r,w3mrw,aae,wtar,taewyae ARGH

[Mantana Soss]

sehr gut!


Where are you hiding anyway.

[1028]

Hiding? Was? Warum sagst du das?

[Mantana Soss]

du bist nicht .. an aim? ich weiss nicht, essen sie mein scheisse.

[highflyer]

Bonjour! Je m'appelle highflyer! Oh... German my bad.

[1028]

Ahh. Du hast recht. AIM ist der Teufel!!

Und halz Maul, Schnickelfritz. Du hast einen kleinen Schwanz

AUFBEREITEN: Das war zum Mantana direktiert

[1028]

Bonjour! Je m'appelle highflyer! Oh... German my bad.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH at the French speaking pansy. Suck my croissant, Frenchie

[highflyer]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH at the French speaking pansy. Suck my croissant, Frenchie

I take offence to this. Mods, ban this fool. It's a personal attack.

[jetsaholic1094]

Apparently, it's all in good fun unless you make a crack about a black guy. Then it's just unacceptable.

[1028]

Ill be here tonight. I have an essay revision due today (which Ill hand in sometime around 4 hopefully), and a test and another essay due Wednesday

[vinsjets]

sounds like the last 2 weeks ive had

[1028]

Yeah, but, as much as I hate allnighters, the essays I write are rather fun. We're supposed to write plays with parrallels to stories we're reading in class at the moment. The first play I wrote was on the Megadeth/Metallica rivalry, the second was about a Pantera and Slayer tour, and the 3rd was about the Jets in 2066 with band members of Deicide on the coaching staff. Now Im gonna write an essay based on the 007 series. Sick :beer:

[vinsjets]

ughh 60 more years...

[BadgerOnLSD]

My AIM keeps freezing.

[Dinobot 2]

I'll pass out in another hour.

[dwalsh]

still up, still working on homework. I'll post again when i finally call it a night, if i do.

[1028]

ughh 60 more years...

Admit it though, those are some sick sick topics :beer:

[BadgerOnLSD]

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[vinsjets]

Admit it though, those are some sick sick topics :beer:

yea you bastard. I've had to write about politcal campaign commercials, wartime propaganda, women of the fucking homestead, Monsters Inc, and shrek...just to name a few.

[duketogo]

That fucking loss from today is keeping me up. Why do I watch football again?

[highflyer]

That loss fucking sucked. I thought it started at 5am my time but it started at 6am so I went the whole way through the night only to find out at 10 to 5 that it was another hour. That's when I broke into tears and went to bed.

[1028]

I just finished my essay :beer: Now to set my alarm for 1pm and hope I dont oversleep

[dwalsh]

i just finished my essay, now to set my alarm for 6:30....


wait, nevermind, its already 6:30. no sleep... w00t!

[highflyer]

Dwalsh = pwn3d.

[dwalsh]

Dwalsh = pwn3d.

weird thing is, i wasn't tired at all during the day. will probably go to bed kinda early today though

[vinsjets]

weird thing is, i wasn't tired at all during the day. will probably go to bed kinda early today though

ive pulled 3-4 all nighters this year, and oddly enough wouldnt get tired. Heres to being young! :beer:

[Mantana Soss]

We'll consider 1AM the official cutout to start making insomniac complaints.

[Dinobot 2]

Start it at 2:

[vinsjets]

i wouldnt start it until 2

[Mantana Soss]

.Whatever.

[The Predator]

I was so tired all day from workin on papers n goin to class, but of course now I can't even close my eyes.

At least Miami Ink has been on

[vinsjets]

I was so tired all day from workin on papers n goin to class, but of course now I can't even close my eyes.

At least Miami Ink has been on

nice motorola designs.... futurama time.

[LockDown24]

Its 2 am now, and i still have 7 pgs to write and an exam to study for before 11. I hate finals.

[The Predator]

Nevermind, it's over.

But what the flying f*ck is this!?!?!?! Texas Cheerleader Moms!?!?!?!

My God. They've finally run out of ideas for shows.

[Dinobot 2]

2am is insomniac time?

[vinsjets]

2am is insomniac time?

for the weak. it doesnt start for me until there is nothing left on tv

[1028]

Id say insomniac starts sometime around 3 or 3:30. 1, and even 2, seems a bit early

[The Predator]

for the weak. it doesnt start for me until there is nothing left on tv

What's wrong with the Ronco Rotiserie Oven? Or the knives that can cut through a leather shoe and a tine can without needing to be sharpened?

And I shouldn't even have to mention the Magic Bullet

[Mantana Soss]

well, you're a hardcore nutjob who does allnighters like other people brush their teeth.
.. is calling you a nutjob bannable?

[vinsjets]

well, you're a hardcore nutjob who does allnighters like other people brush their teeth.
.. is calling you a nutjob bannable?


OH I NO U DIDNT JUST GO THERE!...
did u really just call me a..a..a NUTJOB... oh boy i cant wait for the ban hammer to come slamming down on you...see you in 30 days.....bitch

[vinsjets]

Id say insomniac starts sometime around 3 or 3:30. 1, and even 2, seems a bit early

might as well make it 3:30, no more family guy after that.

[1028]

well, you're a hardcore nutjob who does allnighters like other people brush their teeth.
.. is calling you a nutjob bannable?
Practice makes perfect, what can I say? I guess I just have a gift

[SydneyDon]

Is a nutjob like a headjob but involving the nuts?

Maybe you meant in the literal sense, you work in the confectonary/snack industry, like handing out peanuts at the game.

Or he means you're crazy, like an idiot.(bannable)

[Mantana Soss]

Yes, thats what I meant. He has a nutjob, selling peanuts and cracker jack at Jets games. I don't care if he'll ever get back, so just root for the home team.

[1028]

Nutjob, pft. Genius is often misunderstood in its own time

[Mantana Soss]

What fairy moved the banned thread pt4 away?

[BadgerOnLSD]

Wasn't it Pt. 3?

[vinsjets]

now your calling mods names....its not looking worse for you with every post.
but it was either dino or MM

[vinsjets]

Wasn't it Pt. 3?

noooooooo sir

fitm made pt.4

[SydneyDon]

now your calling mods names....its not looking worse for you with every post.
but it was either dino or MM

He's a peanut vendor if ever there was one.

[BadgerOnLSD]

Oh, I never saw it.

Anyway,

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[The Predator]

There was a Banned Part 4? Damnit! I didn't even get to see it.

Unless its just merged with #3.....

Edit: Damn, I just read the three pages of what went down. Of all people, I would not have thought 3rd would get the axe (well maybe winston or nyj2k6). It's gonna be wierd without him around....

[BadgerOnLSD]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[1028]

God, that movie was horrible

[vinsjets]

yea im sure you find this much more to your liking. To view links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post count is 0 momentarily.

[vinsjets]

norelco's new advertisment... no joke. and watch the video. To view links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post count is 0 momentarily.
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[BadgerOnLSD]

I don't think it's that new.

[vinsjets]

I don't think it's that new.

oh...well i just saw it. so fuck you.... in a non banning way!

[1028]

yea im sure you find this much more to your liking. To view links in this forum your post count must be 10 or greater. Your post count is 0 momentarily.

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Hes infecting the air with faggotry!

[vinsjets]

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Hes infecting the air with faggotry!

goddamn it...Im gonna listen 2 some fuckin deicide... Deicide Rules!

[vinsjets]

god this place is so dead at 4am...

[Mantana Soss]

speak for yourself.

[1028]

Im hoping to go to bed at 5, how about everyone else?

[Mantana Soss]

now. now. now. extra nows for filler.

[BadgerOnLSD]

Damn I missed 4:20.

[vinsjets]

hey what ever happend to Crono?

[boomer]

Hell to all. :raiders: :pats_suck: :hackett: :finssuck: :bills_suck:

[Mantana Soss]

( o Y o )

[1028]

8=======3~~~~~~~ :ohmy:

That little fella on the right is Dino, obviously. Open wide, here comes the chu chu!

[vinsjets]

FUCK, THEY JUST DELIVERED THE NEWSPAPERS!

i think im gonna head off, so i leave you with some last words of wisdom....

Don't kick a man when he's down unless you're certain he won't get up.

You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

The facts, although interesting, are fuckin irrelevant.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

Plagiarism saves time.

The Romans did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did
it by killing all those people who opposed them[first thing taught to all mods? get rid of those who disagree].

Now... dj unk says

walk it out walk it out walk it out...east side walk it out, south side walk it out, west side walk it out, north side walk it out....now walk it out walk it out walk it out
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[Mantana Soss]

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[Smizzy]

What up! :drunk:

[1028]

And once again, I have been abandoned by the TGG insomniac crew. Only the strong survive!

[The Predator]

hey what ever happend to Crono?

Am I allowed to post in non-insomniac hours?

Anyway, that's a good question, he was pretty good photoshop

[BadgerOnLSD]

He said he got bored with the site or something.

[vinsjets]

yea it seems every few years we lose a handful of good/humorous posters.

[Dinobot 2]

No more of paul hackett lining up dinobots at the line!!!!!

[dwalsh]

no more 3rd & 15 draws like we had with Hackett

[1028]

All nighter tonight. Whoo!

Nice avatars, guys :beer:

[BadgerOnLSD]

yea it seems every few years we lose a handful of good/humorous posters.
But we do get new ones, and the circle of life goes on.

Also, allnighter.

[1028]

My black roommate fell asleep, but he left his iTunes running loud. And guess what hes got playing right now?


























John Mayer






















God, I hate my roommate

[BadgerOnLSD]

I LOLed. Really.

[vinsjets]

hahahaha john mayer, thats so....gay...He's infecting the air with faggotory!

im gonna listen 2 some fuckin deicide... Deicide Rules!

[1028]

:lol:

Only real men listen to Deicide!!!!

[1028]

Also, I dont know what pisses me off more: the fact that hes playing John Mayer, or the fact that hes black and playing John Mayer. Seriously, what the fuck?

[BadgerOnLSD]

Shut up and listen to the orgasmic wonder that is The String Quartet Tribute to Nirvana.

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[The Predator]

Finals suck

Adderall rules

[BadgerOnLSD]

Finals suck

Adderall rules
Damn right!

Also,

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[1028]

Adderall? Pft. Sure, take the easy way out

[BadgerOnLSD]

This is the second night in a row I missed my chance to post at 4:20.

[The Predator]

Oh, I thought I mentioned that, Badge

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[The Predator]

Adderall? Pft. Sure, take the easy way out

If there was an even easier way out I'd have no problem taking that....

[BadgerOnLSD]

Oh, I thought I mentioned that, Badge

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kkkramer remix!

[The Predator]

It's a Seinfeld Dance Party!!!

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[BadgerOnLSD]

Look out Seinfeld, here comes the Arrested Development dance party!

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[duketogo]

^ dance dance dance!~ BTW, what's with all the 3rd and 15 avatars?

[1028]

^ dance dance dance!~ BTW, what's with all the 3rd and 15 avatars?

Well, thats cause of the new rule. Youre not allowed to post in the insomniac thread unless your avatar is orange. Duh

[duketogo]

Shit, this movie looks awesome!

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[The Predator]

Damn, you never seen that trailer before? That shit is gonna be sick.

Still can't friggin sleep

[1028]

Do you have a final today, or is it just insomnia?

[The Predator]

NOTE: this will probably have a bunch of profanities in it

I have a huge fuckin paper due thursday at 12. There are two versions of it, the first was worth 20% of the final grade, and this one is 30%. I failed the first one and I know I am getting no better than a "D" in participation which is another 20%.

So basically I gotta get at least a "B" on this and the final (which is worht the remaining 30%) in order to get a respectable grade.

I thought I did good on my first one but apparently I used the wrong citation style which pretty much failed me. We were allowed to pick our own topic as long as it fits into the course, so I picked Napoleon's tactics and strategies. Little did I know that the professor pretty much knows every single thing there is to know about Napoleon. The guy travels the fuckin country and gives lectures on him and writes books about him.

So then he tells me the shit I researched and put in my paper is wrong. *(edited part: it had said "not wrong")

Like I'm supposed to fuckin know that! It's a damn research paper. I researched the topic and reported what I found. How the fuck do I get points taken off for reading 6 books about this shit and putting it in a paper!?!?!?! I'm not a fucking expert on this shit!!!! I don't have a Ph. d. in Napoleon!!!!! I'm not even a god damned history major!!!!

Oh, and you have to have 6 standard sources: web sources are not acceptable unless you contact the author and get a list of their credentials and submit them to him for approval. As well as two "primary" sources which are either government documents or memiors of someone that lived during the time period. Do you know how fuckin hard it is to get government documents and memiors of shit that happened in another fuckin country over 200 years ago!?!?!

Here's an example of something he took points off for: This battle plan proved nearly unstoppable for the majority of Napoleon's career. It was not until 1813 at the Battle of Duban that an effective counter strategy was developed. The Allied forces decided to ignore the communication lines that Napoleon's army had cut off and proceed to push forward.

He circled on my paper the last sentence and wrote in big red pen: Give examples.

Did you even fuckin read the sentence right in front of it!?!?!?!?!

There's a ton more shit that he wrote, but I really can't even describe how much of a prick this guy is.

[/rant]

[1028]

Hmm... dude, find out if he has a daughter. Dont get mad, get even.

[The Predator]

Daughter? I don't think this dudes even talked to a chick before, let alone bang one

[BadgerOnLSD]

Accuse him of touching you innapropriately.

[1028]

And December break begins!!!

[Mantana Soss]

I still have 3 exams left.

[Dinobot 2]

Don't take any drugs!

[The Predator]

No drugs? What would finals week be without taking an extremely unhealthy dose of a performance enhancing drug? (and I'm not talking steroids)


p.s. Adderall still rules. one and a half hours of sleep in the past 41, plus I haven't eaten since 6 oclock yesterday morning, yet I'm still not hungry. This shit is great, they should sell it as a weight loss product

[1028]

Thats impressive. Im about to head to bed myself soon. Ive pulled at least 6 all-nighters in 3 weeks. Thank God for Winter break

[highflyer]

YEah well I just got here. Pwned it's late over there.

[The Predator]

Still can't sleep.

I'm seriously begining to think there's something wrong with me.

At least I ate a burger earlier, I guess that's a good sign.

[jetsaholic1094]

Still can't sleep.

I'm seriously begining to think there's something wrong with me.

At least I ate a burger earlier, I guess that's a good sign.

If you're having trouble getting to sleep (as opposed to staying asleep), then you should try taking some Melatonin. It's an over-the-counter diet supplement that helps naturally restore your circadian sleep cycle. There really aren't any negative side-effects to it either...in fact, it actually acts as an anti-oxidant, so it's probably good for you anyway.

[duketogo]

Still can't sleep.

I'm seriously begining to think there's something wrong with me.

At least I ate a burger earlier, I guess that's a good sign.

I'm telling you man its exams! I havn't slept properly since I started studying for finals. I'm done exams and I still can't sleep worth a damn. :hackett:

[Mantana Soss]

....dammit

[1028]

You lose

[Hazardous Waters]

Testicles.














Discuss. . .

[Mantana Soss]

I lose what?!

[vinsjets]

your testicles.

[Mantana Soss]

that's rather unfortunate.

[vinsjets]

it really is... i cant imagine why 1028 needs them though...

[Mantana Soss]

5:10AM. I'm hanging it up for the night.

Not my testicles, I'm going to sleep.

[The Predator]

yea, bout time to get some sleep, otherwise ill have trouble getting up for a one oclock game

[Mantana Soss]

I was just kidding.

[vinsjets]

sad thing is...i went to sleep at like 2...but im back.

[Mantana Soss]

Haha wow.. my bullets flopped JJJ.. pocket nines doubled me up.

[1028]

I want to sleep but I cant

Im debating whether to go all night, just to make sure I dont miss the game

[Mantana Soss]

i CANNOT SLEEP

[1028]

Hmm, maybe a nap...

[Mantana Soss]

At least I made $95 in my lack of sleep.

[1028]

So is it official? Is tonight an allnighter?

[vinsjets]

definitely an all nighter...if u sleep now, ull sleep past the game.

[highflyer]

Suckers. Game time in what 5 odd hours?

[vinsjets]

shouldnt some aussies be around? keep the board lively?

EDIT: I KNEW YOU WERE LURKING!

[1028]

Jesus Christ Ive pulled 8 allnighters in the last 3 1/2 weeks. Tomorrow Im gonna try to reverse my biorhythm

Thank you English essays for ruining my life

[vinsjets]

Ugh..im not even gonna see the jets game...this day is gonna be terrible...

[highflyer]

shouldnt some aussies be around? keep the board lively?

EDIT: I KNEW YOU WERE LURKING!

Good to know you were thinking about me.

[vinsjets]

word homie :beer:

[1028]

Im gonna try for a nap... we'll see how this works out...

[vinsjets]

thats a mistake...

but good luck.

[highflyer]

Yep it will turn out badly. You might end up pregnant.

[vinsjets]

Thats some scary shit if thats what happens down under.

[vinsjets]

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[highflyer]

Oh well. Australia > You.

Who here watches cricket?

[1028]

Oh my God! I just took a pregnancy test!! IT WAS POSITIVE!!!!

[vinsjets]

why did u have a pregnancy test lying around?

[SydneyDon]

What's with the red rooster av highflyer? You got a new job?

Can't hang around for your answer. Got to grab some Zs before the 5am wake up for the Jets game.

[1028]

why did u have a pregnancy test lying around?


Because I steal them from Walbaums and sell them on the black market to Native American tribeswomen for 150% above market value to finance the space shuttle Im building in my backyard

[vinsjets]

oh ok good, i told your mom not to worry, that i made sure i pulled out early.


and on that note, im gonna go make some breakfast.

[vinsjets]

(CNN) -- Do you dread the sound of your alarm clock? Stagger through the day bleary-eyed and yawning? You need the Briefing Room guide to getting a good night's sleep.

How much do I need? Sleep patterns vary, but a typical healthy adult can usually live comfortably on seven or eight hours a night. Children need longer, while babies sleep for 17 hours a day -- though most parents would dispute that. Some people can manage with much less though and we tend to sleep less at night as we age -- preferring instead to snore away under the soporific influence of the television. In fact, much of the important deep sleep -- which most benefits body and brain -- comes in the first three or four hours after your head hits the pillow. The rest is just for fun: sweet dreams, as they say.

Routine: Many psychologists consider this to be absolutely crucial to getting a good night's sleep. By going to bed and getting up at the same time each day you give your body the best possible chance of slipping into a regular nocturnal pattern. Of course that means resisting the urge to skimp on sleep in the week before binging at weekends and rules out late nights and crunch work all-nighters. Staying up all night watching an entire season of "24" and then sleeping for 18 hours the next night to compensate is the equivalent to binging on Big Macs and then starving yourself for a week.

Bedroom feng shui: It's no use going to bed unless you fall asleep when you get there so keep bedroom distractions to a minimum. That means no TV, telephones or anything else likely to spoil the mood of quiet reflection. Keep alarm clocks out of sight as they're likely to focus your mind on waking up rather than dropping off. The exception to the rule amid all this anti-techno babble is music. Experts believe the right soothing sounds can block out ambient noise (useful if you live next to a train line) and help you relax into unconsciousness. Traditionally that means the sound of waves lapping against a beach or whales mating but anything familiar is likely to so. Except Megadeth.

Stay cool -- but not too cool: Another factor crucial to a restful sleeping experience is room temperature. One survey released this week claimed Britons suffered the equivalent of 13 years of broken sleep in the course of a lifetime due to being too warm or too cold in bed. So sort your themostat out.

Avoid over-stimulation: There's no use turning your bedroom into an oasis of calm if your body thinks it's in the early stages of an all-night bender. Television, computer games or particularly gripping novels are all likely to distract you from the all-important activity of giving the non-life essential parts of your brain a few hours break. Pretty obviously, don't eat a big meal just before going to sleep. If you are susceptible to the late-night munchies, stick to carbohydrates such as bread and cereal which at least have the effect of releasing serotonin, a chemical crucial to healthy sleep. But it's alcohol and caffeine that are the true enemies of a restful night. Alcohol's depressive effect may make you drowsy but it prevents you reaching the key deep stage of sleep, which means you'll probably wake up earlier and feel all the worse for it. Caffeine stays in the blood stream for hours so if you're still awake at 3 a.m. you can curse that mid-afternoon cup of tea.

Take some exercise: This is one of the most reliable ways to ensure you sleep well at night. Even just half an hour of daily exercise can help you sleep better, though don't try it immediately before bed. Morning is best -- the exercise and fresh air will kick-start your day.

Take a siesta: If you find yourself dozing at your desk after lunch, perhaps you should consider an old-fashioned Spanish style work routine. The "power nap" may now be a staple of consultant speak but there's no denying the fundamental restorative qualities of a mid-afternoon kip. Even if that means resting your head against the side of a toilet cubicle for 15 minutes.

Have you got a sleep disorder? If you've tried all of the above and you still feel lousy then maybe you suffer one of these. There are some exotic ones to choose from beyond your basic sleep-walking, sleep-talking and snoring. Sufferers of sleep apnoea stop breathing sometimes while asleep before waking with a jerk. Night terror sufferers terrify their partners by waking up -- or rather not waking up -- screaming in the night. And last month New Scientist magazine reported that "sexsomnia" -- properly defined as "abnormal sexual behavior during sleep" -- was more common than previously thought. But the condition can do more damage than simply spoiling a night's sleep: among other symptoms reported by one male sufferer was "groin soreness."

[highflyer]

What's with the red rooster av highflyer? You got a new job?

Can't hang around for your answer. Got to grab some Zs before the 5am wake up for the Jets game.

Nah I just had the link copied and needed to get rid of the 3rd avvy. Plus I like it.

I work setting up concerts anyway :grin:

[The Predator]

Jesus Christ Ive pulled 8 allnighters in the last 3 1/2 weeks. Tomorrow Im gonna try to reverse my biorhythm

Thank you English essays for ruining my life

Yea, my bio-clock is still all fucked up. I'm going to sleep like 6 or 7 every morning untill like four in the afternoon. But I'm still tired when I get up, so I take a nap from like 7-9.

I guess the naps are why I'm staying up so late, but I'm just always so tired since all this studying and writing started.

[1028]

oh ok good, i told your mom not to worry, that i made sure i pulled out early.


and on that note, im gonna go make some breakfast.

I dont have a mommy, my family is my father and my brother. Are you saying you had sex with a man? Ew dude, thats disgusting, keep that to yourself

[vinsjets]

its almost 4am...no one is around? bummmmer

[highflyer]

I am. w00t

[1028]

I am but today is the day I begin the reversal of my biorhythm. In bed by 4, hooray for me!

[CapoStatus27]

Whats some good shit to do at 4 in the morning?

[BadgerOnLSD]

Bedroom feng shui: It's no use going to bed unless you fall asleep when you get there so keep bedroom distractions to a minimum. That means no TV, telephones or anything else likely to spoil the mood of quiet reflection. Keep alarm clocks out of sight as they're likely to focus your mind on waking up rather than dropping off. The exception to the rule amid all this anti-techno babble is music. Experts believe the right soothing sounds can block out ambient noise (useful if you live next to a train line) and help you relax into unconsciousness. Traditionally that means the sound of waves lapping against a beach or whales mating but anything familiar is likely to so. Except Megadeth.
I have disproven this.

[1028]

(CNN) -- Do you dread the sound of your alarm clock? Stagger through the day bleary-eyed and yawning? You need the Briefing Room guide to getting a good night's sleep.

How much do I need? Sleep patterns vary, but a typical healthy adult can usually live comfortably on seven or eight hours a night. Children need longer, while babies sleep for 17 hours a day -- though most parents would dispute that. Some people can manage with much less though and we tend to sleep less at night as we age -- preferring instead to snore away under the soporific influence of the television. In fact, much of the important deep sleep -- which most benefits body and brain -- comes in the first three or four hours after your head hits the pillow. The rest is just for fun: sweet dreams, as they say.

Routine: Many psychologists consider this to be absolutely crucial to getting a good night's sleep. By going to bed and getting up at the same time each day you give your body the best possible chance of slipping into a regular nocturnal pattern. Of course that means resisting the urge to skimp on sleep in the week before binging at weekends and rules out late nights and crunch work all-nighters. Staying up all night watching an entire season of "24" and then sleeping for 18 hours the next night to compensate is the equivalent to binging on Big Macs and then starving yourself for a week.

Bedroom feng shui: It's no use going to bed unless you fall asleep when you get there so keep bedroom distractions to a minimum. That means no TV, telephones or anything else likely to spoil the mood of quiet reflection. Keep alarm clocks out of sight as they're likely to focus your mind on waking up rather than dropping off. The exception to the rule amid all this anti-techno babble is music. Experts believe the right soothing sounds can block out ambient noise (useful if you live next to a train line) and help you relax into unconsciousness. Traditionally that means the sound of waves lapping against a beach or whales mating but anything familiar is likely to so. Except Megadeth.

Stay cool -- but not too cool: Another factor crucial to a restful sleeping experience is room temperature. One survey released this week claimed Britons suffered the equivalent of 13 years of broken sleep in the course of a lifetime due to being too warm or too cold in bed. So sort your themostat out.

Avoid over-stimulation: There's no use turning your bedroom into an oasis of calm if your body thinks it's in the early stages of an all-night bender. Television, computer games or particularly gripping novels are all likely to distract you from the all-important activity of giving the non-life essential parts of your brain a few hours break. Pretty obviously, don't eat a big meal just before going to sleep. If you are susceptible to the late-night munchies, stick to carbohydrates such as bread and cereal which at least have the effect of releasing serotonin, a chemical crucial to healthy sleep. But it's alcohol and caffeine that are the true enemies of a restful night. Alcohol's depressive effect may make you drowsy but it prevents you reaching the key deep stage of sleep, which means you'll probably wake up earlier and feel all the worse for it. Caffeine stays in the blood stream for hours so if you're still awake at 3 a.m. you can curse that mid-afternoon cup of tea.

Take some exercise: This is one of the most reliable ways to ensure you sleep well at night. Even just half an hour of daily exercise can help you sleep better, though don't try it immediately before bed. Morning is best -- the exercise and fresh air will kick-start your day.

Take a siesta: If you find yourself dozing at your desk after lunch, perhaps you should consider an old-fashioned Spanish style work routine. The "power nap" may now be a staple of consultant speak but there's no denying the fundamental restorative qualities of a mid-afternoon kip. Even if that means resting your head against the side of a toilet cubicle for 15 minutes.

Have you got a sleep disorder? If you've tried all of the above and you still feel lousy then maybe you suffer one of these. There are some exotic ones to choose from beyond your basic sleep-walking, sleep-talking and snoring. Sufferers of sleep apnoea stop breathing sometimes while asleep before waking with a jerk. Night terror sufferers terrify their partners by waking up -- or rather not waking up -- screaming in the night. And last month New Scientist magazine reported that "sexsomnia" -- properly defined as "abnormal sexual behavior during sleep" -- was more common than previously thought. But the condition can do more damage than simply spoiling a night's sleep: among other symptoms reported by one male sufferer was "groin soreness."
HAAHAHA!! WHOOO!!! MEGADEEETTTTTHHH!!! \mmmmm/

[BadgerOnLSD]

Haha, I win.

Good night.

[1028]

Badger you ass

[highflyer]

Watch TV, play games, spend some quality time with your right or left hand. Or both.

[highflyer]

FFS you both posted so much in a couple of minutes. Tossers

[1028]

Whats some good shit to do at 4 in the morning?

Make fun of highflyer and his mullet

[highflyer]

Disagree. Make fun of 1028 and his dyed black hair combover.

[1028]

Make fun of highflyer and how he has an e-gf because he cant get any in real life

[highflyer]

I love my e-gf 1028's mum.

[1028]

Oh hush and go cyber with Brittany

[vinsjets]

damn, one lil bump and this thread jumped another page

[vinsjets]

e-gf's are e-gay.

[1028]

I should get the whole AIM chat crew to join at that other forum and get em all to spam the shit outta that chicks mailbox

[Dinobot 2]

Ughhh. I screwed myself up. I got wasted Sunday night. Slept on my friends couch. Woke up and left home at 9:30. Went back to sleep at 10:30. Then woke up around 3:30pm. It's a good thing I dont have work this week. I'm gonna be messed up all week. At least certain events will force me to be awake.

[highflyer]

Lol do what you want. I agree e-gf's are wrong, 1028 forgets that I told him this before.

Anyway, I don't think I have asked this before of you 1028, have you seen megadeth live yet?

[1028]

Negative, I missed Gigantour this year. But Ill definitely see em next year :beer:

You e-brokeup with Brittany? Im so sorry :sad:

[highflyer]

Haha :lol:

Yeah Gigantour came to three cities in Aus this year, I really wanted to go. Just their lineup changes so goddamn much.

[vinsjets]

I almost went this year, but went broke before i got the ticket....Ill go one of these days.

[1028]

I have no idea why I didnt go, but I regret it. Seriously, what kind of idiot passes up the opportunity to see his alltime favorite band live? Ughhh

[1028]

I decided to pull an allnighter today for no real apparent reason

[vinsjets]

man this was the first night ive had a GOOD sleep....3:30am-10:30 wooo!

[BadgerOnLSD]

Pure

Fucking

Insomnia

[Hazardous Waters]

I am a zombie.

[highflyer]

I am in Australia. pwned.

[Hazardous Waters]

This thread needs a fire-breathing dragon.

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[highflyer]

Rarr!! What a scary dragon.

[MSUJet85]

This thread needs a fire-breathing dragon.

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[BadgerOnLSD]

Why. . . . . really, why?

[MSUJet85]

A rare appearance for me here :breakdance:

[GreenMachine]

I Like Ramen Noodles

[Yisman]

badger is tanked.

[Mantana Soss]

Aussie final is on soon, might as well stay up.

[MisterMoss]

Aussie final is on soon, might as well stay up.

Yup. Same here. I gotta do this more often :grin:

[vinsjets]

any of my hom ies awake?

just gettin h0ome to m,y dorm and the buildings alrarms are goin off...

[The Predator]

still up, finally got back into the college swing after break. yesterday was 6:30am, two days ago 4:30, today its already 5

[Hazardous Waters]

The Haz is in the building.

[Mantana Soss]

So you're saying you love the sweet savory cack, right?

[BadgerOnLSD]

Just looking for the lulz.

[wildthing2022000]

Just looking for the lulz.

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[The Predator]

just got back from mickey d's cuz i havent eaten since 8 oclock (with was chinese) which is the best hangover killer. had two hashbrowns and two sausage mcgriddles.

today was such a stereotypical college food day. havent had one in a while.

think im gonna lay down now tho

[BadgerOnLSD]

I was at a chinese buffet for dinner, good times. My chopstick skills have deteriorated though.

[Mantana Soss]

I stuffed my face at dining hall late-night at about midnight. I'm about due.

My options:
Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs
Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli
Campbells Chunky Sirloin Burger
Campbells Chunky Chicken Noodle
or ...Cheetos

[BadgerOnLSD]

Campbells Chicken Noodle

[Hazardous Waters]

All of the above.

[duketogo]

Jesus Christ, I'm way too smashed, if I go to bed, I'll be sick for sure. Fucking beer, I love it way too much.

[Mantana Soss]

You love fucking beer?! Whoa! How does it feel?

[duketogo]

You love fucking beer?! Whoa! How does it feel?

Who doesn't? Wait....

[The Predator]

I definately would've went with the beef ravioli, especially if its the regular size, not the mini's.

as for me, i just had a cup o' noodles not too long ago. started my paper thats due at 9:45 at about 1:30, now im doing the one due at 11:30....

[BadgerOnLSD]

I have a job application to fill out that I need to mail out in the morning. . . ugh.

[wildthing2022000]

Watching Dethklok after coming back from work.

[Mantana Soss]

I definately would've went with the beef ravioli, especially if its the regular size, not the mini's.

as for me, i just had a cup o' noodles not too long ago. started my paper thats due at 9:45 at about 1:30, now im doing the one due at 11:30....

I did, the beef ravs are always a wise decision.

[vinsjets]

i hate college

[1028]

Major bump time.

[LockDown24]

With an 8 pg paper due tommorow and 7 pger and a presentation due the next day im going to be visiting this thread frequently in the next couple of days. College isnt any damn eaiser as a senior.

[1028]

I could've probably gotten a few hours of sleep tonight, but I decided just to go the whole length and pull an allnighter. Maybe I can learn some new tunes on my guitar in the meanwhile.

[28rogerblaze51]

im high again.... yankees lost again. crap.

whos up?

[Mantana Soss]

Present and accounted for.

[Yisman]

here. got a killer test in a few hours, but who gives a damn?

[28rogerblaze51]

good. i see dead people, ooops i see people up but not typing.

[28rogerblaze51]

my whole freaking pitching staff is busted up, they need to get new trainers.

[1028]

^ I have that Martin poster in my room. Right next to my Chad poster and a Dimebag poster. (Yisman)

[28rogerblaze51]

i have mad posters but have none of them up.

[28rogerblaze51]

i want to be in an orgy soon.


i wish it would be with the victoria secret models.

[1028]

Badger has a hot cousin.

He has a picture of him making out with her, too. True story. Ask him yourself.

[28rogerblaze51]

Badger has a hot cousin.

He has a picture of him making out with her, too. True story. Ask him yourself.

i would believe that too, because i kissed a couple of my cousins.

yo badge show the pic bro.

[28rogerblaze51]

i b back im going to hit up the B:lol:NG

[The Predator]

wow, havent seen this thread in a while