View Full Version : Round 3: (3) Jetophile vs. (35) KOZ
MisterMoss
04-02-2006, 03:55 AM
Which poster contributed most to the BS Forum, especially in 2005?
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Voting ends Friday Night/Saturday Morning
nyscene911
04-02-2006, 11:17 PM
Ahhh man, I cannot decide on this one!
NYJATW
04-03-2006, 02:28 AM
I've gotta go with Jeto...she's great..sorry Koz man
I voted for myself here....
Wow this may be a tight race after all. May the best person win...
mem_reddog
04-03-2006, 06:00 PM
Koz you are still my homie, but I had to vote for jetophile, she is certainly full of BS. :lol:
Man reddog I thought we were close! Truth hurts!
nyscene911
04-03-2006, 08:51 PM
I still haven't voted here yet. There's jus too much BS all around!
lightning
04-03-2006, 10:00 PM
sorry KOZ!!
sorry KOZ!!
Sorry because you didn't vote for me?
17a_tailgater
04-04-2006, 10:53 AM
I voted KOZ. I hate the sock monkeys. and I pretty much never read jetophile's posts.she is erratic and uncomprehensive.I think jetophile is Jessie' in disguise.
winstonbiggs
04-04-2006, 11:15 AM
I voted KOZ. I hate the sock monkeys. and I pretty much never read jetophile's posts.she is erratic and uncomprehensive.I think jetophile is Jessie' in disguise.
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So David Gergen, how negative have these campaigns become?
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So David Gergen, how negative have these campaigns become?
Hey don't hijack my thread, unless of course you voted for me, in which case you can do whatever you want in here, just be sure to clean up after yourself...
Long Live the BUNKER!
Since Royaltee was able to post a list of his accomplishments in the BS forum and no objection was taken, please allow me to do the same:
1) Coined the phrase, "The Bunker"- used by all who now enter.
2) Creater of "Mosh Girl" thread.
3) Creator of "Fat Asian Kid" thread.
4) Key part of "Most embarrasing thing for a friend" thread- the only one who contributed more was 17A.
5) Was the lead mouthpiece in the failed bid to have Team Almighty rein supreme- when there was mud to be slung, I slung it well.
Those are just a few which come to mind- I hope that your memory serves you well and that your vote is cast wisely...
ShadeTree#55
04-04-2006, 11:39 AM
Mosh Girl thread was the best.
jetophile
04-04-2006, 01:54 PM
I came in here to say a gracious word or two. Firstly and in all fairness, KOZ has been on the board longer than I. Secondly, Mosh Girl was da bomb. Third, I don't believe in these not being picked for kickball contests. So I threw my vote to KOZ and that's the only vote I'm casting.
And 17A, you are welcome to your opinion, but Jessie? I only started haunting here after the demise of the 2004 season. Before that, I didn't let on I was a girl. It's occurred to me often enough that I should have kept it that way.
Have a good day all. Go Jets and all that. :breakdance:
Trend
04-04-2006, 01:58 PM
I came in here to say a gracious word or two. Firstly and in all fairness, KOZ has been on the board longer than I. Secondly, Mosh Girl was da bomb. Third, I don't believe in these not being picked for kickball contests. So I threw my vote to KOZ and that's the only vote I'm casting.
And 17A, you are welcome to your opinion, but Jessie? I only started haunting here after the demise of the 2004 season. Before that, I didn't let on when I was a girl. It's occurred to me often enough that I should have kept it that way.
Have a good day all. Go Jets and all that. :breakdance:
What ? I couldn't comprehensive that at all. Stop being so erratic. Dammit.
:ohmy:
3rdAnd15Draw
04-04-2006, 02:22 PM
And 17A, you are welcome to your opinion, but Jessie?
that was a low blow
Jeto we are a mere 6 votes apart and your sportsmanship is second to none...
I am truly honored that you voted for me, and I have much inner guilt for voting for myself...I didn't expect for things to get this close, so may the best poster win...
Damm, already 52 votes in this poll, far more than any of the others in this round, which leads me to believe, in trailing by 6 votes, that I am dead in the water. What's the total amount eligible to vote?
Twas a valiant fight.
17a_tailgater
04-04-2006, 04:32 PM
that was a low blow
just trying to stir the shit up for my boy KOZ.i was the one who asked drew if koz could be included in Team Almighty.jetophile is a very good contributor as well.and the jessie reference was a joke.
jetophile
04-04-2006, 04:35 PM
What ? I couldn't comprehensive that at all. Stop being so erratic. Dammit.
:ohmy:
At least I am consistent with my misfires, which I point out on my own all the time...
Before that, I didn't let on when I was a girl...
Before that, I didn't let on WHEN I was girl?! HAH! I almost left that one alone for fun, but my anal retentive propensities just wouldn't allow it. And Trend, your son PJ's head is...overwhelming. :lol:
Jeto we are a mere 6 votes apart and your sportsmanship is second to none...
I am truly honored that you voted for me, and I have much inner guilt for voting for myself...I didn't expect for things to get this close, so may the best poster win...
No guilt, KOZ. May you hoist your award high while riding down the Canyon Of Heroes during your very own BS ticker-tape parade. Here's some confetti, but make sure you do it on a unicycle, or you'll disappoint me. Hehehe.
See this is precisely what I mean. Royaltee vs. Sundayjack?! Soss vs. abyzmul?! Nope, I won't vote for folks I fancy over other folks I fancy. No, Sir, I don't like it.
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No, wait, that's not it...Close, but not quite.
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Er, not that's not it, either.
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Getting picked last for kickball. There ya go.
lightning
04-04-2006, 04:36 PM
Sorry because you didn't vote for me?
yes thats why :sad:
gustoonarmy
04-04-2006, 04:59 PM
EEEEEEKKK...this is a really tough decision Uncle Koz Vs Auntie Filofax , they are so lovely and whichever one wins is sure to rip their slippers off and dance naked around the block............I choose..........
Pennythetowelboy
04-04-2006, 07:11 PM
i think this is one of the best matchups so far.
nyscene911
04-04-2006, 07:14 PM
Wow, after Jeto decided she didn't care, its gotten alot closer.
NYJATW
04-04-2006, 07:15 PM
I'm leaving my vote to nobody for the time being...if it comes down to the wire and it's still real close, I'll have to make a decision
otherwise lets see who can convince me to vote for em :grin:
jetophile
04-04-2006, 07:48 PM
Wow, after Jeto decided she didn't care, its gotten alot closer.
It isn't that I'm unappreciative of the early showing of love (loving a cactus, whatever gets you through the night), it's just that KOZ was in tgg neighborhood before me and seems to truly want it. Plus, I presumed it to be a bonafide CONTEST of sorts, you know, like a battle of wits - or a battle of twits, all depending - er, twats? - whatever - but being too lazy to actually read over the rules and regulations notwithstanding, the entire thing does seem to be that kickball thing in spirit for all intents and purposes from where I'm sitting.
Unless there was really a fun-spirited face off that gave one something to actually VOTE on, I dunno, it seems, er, I dunno, not right somehow... Well, there you have it - my dirty secret exposed: jetophile is a softy at heart. Now I have to go scrub myself down with steel wool and hose myself off with gasoline to wash off the filth. Carry on, Slaves.
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Oh, and there's me at the Patriots game. Bastids.
The tightest election of all time I tell ya! ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND down the stretch they come...Koz and Phile, neck and neck....3 furlongs to go............it's anyone's race.....Phile and Koz, Koz and Phile, and itssssssssssssssssssssssss........................ ..................?
NYislesgrl
04-04-2006, 10:07 PM
Us Applebee's people stick together...
Us Applebee's people stick together...
Booh ya! Walkin in!
Yisman
04-04-2006, 10:54 PM
EEEEEEKKK...this is a really tough decision Uncle Koz Vs Auntie Filofax , they are so lovely and whichever one wins is sure to rip their slippers off and dance naked around the block............I choose..........
:lol: :breakdance:
Yisman
04-04-2006, 10:54 PM
i think this is one of the best matchups so far.
The best. Hands-down
Oh man things do not bode well right now. I went to sleep and it was 30-29, now we're more than a point between the two of us....
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....
Come on people- I am sure that a few of you have yet to cast your vote. We are asking for record turnout here. Every vote counts!
Murrell2878
04-05-2006, 01:46 PM
Come on people- I am sure that a few of you have yet to cast your vote. We are asking for record turnout here. Every vote counts!
I voted for you KOZ. I thought you would have been seeded in the Top 10 for sure
Sundayjack
04-05-2006, 01:55 PM
So, if I get this right, phile voted for KOZ out of some bullshit, communist, I'd-like-to-teach-the-world-to-sing bullshit, and now KOZ carries a two-vote lead into the second half. Doesn't take a math major to figure out that this would be tied if our czarina just voted for herself instead of weeping for the world's children.
BAH. This whole fucking thread gives me the willies. I'm out.
Mantana Soss
04-05-2006, 01:56 PM
'Phile has the two vote lead, Jack.
Sundayjack
04-05-2006, 02:01 PM
'Phile has the two vote lead, Jack.
Whoops.
Forgive me. I haven't been well.
She's still a communist!
jetophile
04-05-2006, 02:46 PM
Whoops.
Forgive me. I haven't been well.
She's still a communist!
WHAT?! Listen here, Mr. Hissy, I'm a dyed in the wool despot. Er, Capitalist. Whatever. Point is, what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine. As to my vote for KOZ, it was the right thing to do. Chivalry is not dead, just asleep at the wheel. What time is it? Yay! It's time to push your face in! Excellent!
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gustoonarmy
04-05-2006, 03:14 PM
Whos legs? Koz or Jeto's?
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Sundayjack
04-05-2006, 03:19 PM
WHAT?! Listen here, Mr. Hissy, I'm a dyed in the wool despot. Er, Capitalist. Whatever. Point is, what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine. As to my vote for KOZ, it was the right thing to do. Chivalry is not dead, just asleep at the wheel. What time is it? Yay! It's time to push your face in! Excellent! Blah Blah Blah. . .
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Have a S'more, you crazy hippie!
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jetophile
04-05-2006, 03:47 PM
Blah Blah Blah. . .
Have a S'more, you crazy hippie!
I hear a noise. Dunno, it sounds like talking, but I can't be sure...Will someone please give this guy a sandwich to make him stop talking? Otherwise I'll start singing 'Some Enchanted Evening' to make his ears bleed. Nah, a good old-fashioned Rockette routine always works best in a pinch. You'll be singing 'A Chorus Line' any minute now, which beats talking any day. Sundae without nuts - now that's a treat.
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lightning
04-05-2006, 04:46 PM
Whos legs? Koz or Jeto's?
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not sure if i can see koz being that twiggy
Murrell2878
04-05-2006, 06:02 PM
Sundae without nuts - now that's a treat.
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:rofl2: :lol:
Damm lost another vote! This is turning into a lost cause! Come on people, I need ya! You can feel my hunger can't you?
Yisman
04-06-2006, 01:43 AM
I hear a noise. Dunno, it sounds like talking, but I can't be sure...Will someone please give this guy a sandwich to make him stop talking? Otherwise I'll start singing 'Some Enchanted Evening' to make his ears bleed. Nah, a good old-fashioned Rockette routine always works best in a pinch. You'll be singing 'A Chorus Line' any minute now, which beats talking any day. Sundae without nuts - now that's a treat.
You're obsessed with those nasty pics, lol.
17a_tailgater
04-06-2006, 10:02 AM
down 3
when does the poll close? midnight?
Royal Tee
04-06-2006, 10:25 AM
I hear a noise. Dunno, it sounds like talking, but I can't be sure...Will someone please give this guy a sandwich to make him stop talking? Otherwise I'll start singing 'Some Enchanted Evening' to make his ears bleed. Nah, a good old-fashioned Rockette routine always works best in a pinch. You'll be singing 'A Chorus Line' any minute now, which beats talking any day. Sundae without nuts - now that's a treat.
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:rofl: .......
One more vote cast- oK people I am within 2......Bring me to the promised land! Without you I will watch the sweet 16 from outside of the iron gates...
jetophile
04-06-2006, 01:54 PM
You're obsessed with those nasty pics, lol.
Well, it ain't penis envy, that's for sure. That guy looks like a Raiders fan, so I meant that one for real. Hehehe.
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eyedea
04-06-2006, 02:04 PM
This is by far the best match. You two kill me ! :lol:
jetophile
04-06-2006, 02:21 PM
One more vote cast- oK people I am within 2......Bring me to the promised land! Without you I will watch the sweet 16 from outside of the iron gates...
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"That wench, jetophile." - KOZ :lol:
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"That wench, jetophile." - KOZ :lol:
I feel as if you and I are both about to board the same flight to Bora Bora. We're both standby passengers, and the way it looks right now, you are getting upgraded to first class, while I am sitting next to the engine in coach- across the aisle from the guy screaming at his 5 kids in some language I don't even understand...
Enjoy your shrimp cocktail and Dom- I'll be munching on Pepperidge Farm Goldfish (dropped on the floor by the guy and his 5 screaming kids) and sipping leftover Capri Sun...
It's only a matter of minutes before that curtain is drawn before my very eyes...
Jetzz
04-06-2006, 02:40 PM
Wow, good race. Suddenly KOZ is only down one...
jetophile
04-06-2006, 02:58 PM
No worries, KOZ. When you win by one vote, remember why - and then remember me in your will. :)
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My name ain't Kyle Turley. Fancy that. Hehehe.
Oh Geezus! Unless nyjunc get's a bevy of votes, I've got the winner of this. Aye Carumba!
Conspiracy pitting Jeto and myself? Hmmmmm....
Holy crap it's tied! 33 even baby! When do the polls close?
MisterMoss
04-06-2006, 04:22 PM
Polls close Friday night/Saturday morning. Whenever I get home on Friday night, I guess. If things are tied, it will be extended a day.
ButtleMan
04-06-2006, 04:23 PM
I voted for Koz but a PF4/Jetophile match would be cool.
The Bullshit Bowl Bitches Matchup....
Sundayjack
04-06-2006, 04:50 PM
. . . aaaaaaand DOWN the stretch they come. . .
Man what happened, I leave work and it's tied, come home and down by 4! UGH!
Yisman
04-06-2006, 07:50 PM
Must've been because of that thread in the main BS section.
jetophile
04-06-2006, 09:54 PM
. . . aaaaaaand DOWN the stretch they come. . .
Ah, 'On The Waterfront', one of the greatest American films on celluloid coupled with one of the best, painting-peeling turns in acting to ever grace the screen...
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"Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, you don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a JETSWENCH - which is what I am, let's face it."
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And for those of you not up on your Brando, off you go to write, "Stella! STELLA!" 500 times on the blackboard. More, if it pleases me. Hehehe.
wow I must say, that even if I lose, I am proud to have been 1/2 of the highest voted thread thus far....We've kicked some serious ass in here.
The people have turned out en masse and they have spoken. I was going to even point to the page count for this particular poll, but then thought better of it, as 3/4 of the posts are my own....
Sundayjack
04-06-2006, 11:46 PM
wow I must say, that even if I lose, I am proud to have been 1/2 of the highest voted thread thus far....We've kicked some serious ass in here.
The people have turned out en masse and they have spoken. I was going to even point to the page count for this particular poll, but then thought better of it, as 3/4 of the posts are my own....Incredible. This is a heavyweight fight.
If the last 5-6 hours tells us anything it's that a reminder to vote posted in the open BS Forum can bring in an additional 6-10 votes. A handful of matches flipped this afternoon. This one went the other way, but it could just as easily go back.
abyzmul
04-06-2006, 11:47 PM
I feel like I'm watching a giant sock monkey people-molester creep up behind Basil in a truck stop restroom.
NYJATW
04-07-2006, 03:27 AM
damn jeto was goin down and now she's gotta big lead again
you're welcome :grin:
Meanwhile, at Koz's campaign headquarters...
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Jetzz
04-07-2006, 12:31 PM
Meanwhile, at Koz's campaign headquarters...
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Get up you sonofabeyatch and fight!
:grin:
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Get up you sonofabeyatch and fight!
:grin:
"I'm giving ya all she's got captain"
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eyedea
04-07-2006, 12:38 PM
KOZ
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GO ahead KOZ beat that meat !
jetophile
04-07-2006, 01:44 PM
^I...what?
Sundayjack
04-07-2006, 02:23 PM
Meanwhile, at Koz's campaign headquarters...
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HAHAAAAAA!!
I had an accident over this.:lol: :lol:
jetophile
04-07-2006, 04:33 PM
^Hehehe. Hey, aren't the campaign offices for local politics full of old, outdated, smoke-smelly furniture, dial-up rotary phones and dingy windows? That joint seems too upscale and not blood and guts grimy enough.
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There ya go.
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Still on my feet, though. Which reminds me of...
Terry Malloy: Get me on my feet.
[Father Barry and Edie help Terry stand up]
Father Barry: How're you doing?
Terry Malloy: Am I on my feet?
Damn kickball Commies in this joint, that's what. Hehehe.
And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!
[instrumental]
Yes, it was my way
jetophile
04-08-2006, 01:00 AM
^I know it's all in good fun, but I feel badly. I have this visual of a puppy sitting outside in the rain. BAH.
EDIT: Here's a present:
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You fought bravely and well, KOZ. :)
NYJATW
04-08-2006, 01:06 AM
why must you not care at all jeto?
You're facing your lady friend in round 4...
and if you keep up that attitude, a sure win will become a loss
jetophile
04-08-2006, 01:22 AM
^It isn't that I'm unappreciative (much as I've already said), but shouldn't there be a dance off, or a face off, or a battle of wits or a freakin' spelling bee or some such thing?! A way to earn the prize, see what I mean? I don't know, maybe I'm missing something then.
Murrell2878
04-08-2006, 01:32 AM
spelling bee
That would knock out half the people right from the start!!! :rofl:
NYJATW
04-08-2006, 01:45 AM
^It isn't that I'm unappreciative (much as I've already said), but shouldn't there be a dance off, or a face off, or a battle of wits or a freakin' spelling bee or some such thing?! A way to earn the prize, see what I mean? I don't know, maybe I'm missing something then.
it's just about who puts out the most & best bullshit stuff in the forum....it's a 24/7 match
Sundayjack
04-08-2006, 09:58 AM
Best match of the tourney so far. Not only did it receive the most attention, but it was also a thread full of both gamesmanship and funny. I think that's what was intended through this thing. Tough to lose KOZ. But for this match, I think he had as good a chance as any to run out the bracket to the final four.
Great match thread.
MisterMoss
04-08-2006, 02:15 PM
Huge Props to KOZ for being a great opponent. His charm really made this a great matchup. Congrats to both!
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